The Day in the Life of a Teenage Fangirl

Hello there, world! My name is Allie. I have a confession, I'm a huge theatre geek and dream of one day performing on Broadway. I am a junior in high school and I am a bisexual, totally single, fangirl. I am mainly a fandom blog that also posts some random crap on the side. My main fandoms on this blog are; Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, American Horror Story, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Firefly, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Marvel, Welcome to Night Vale, and so much more. I'm also in some bandoms like The Beatles, Panic! At the Disco, and others. I've also recently gotten into Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Other than that, I post whatever I want on this blog and if anything offends you on here, anything at all, just remember this is MY sanctuary and this is where I find peace. If you've got a problem with this, feel free to unfollow me. But, I highly encourage you to follow me because I will follow you back no matter who you are or what you post. (However, I will block most porn blogs if they aren't fandom blogs.) So yeah. Au revior! :)

boyf—wait no im married but ooh new girl very short very cute flirty wirty


so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”


Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

Me last night






wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene


where can i find some self esteem on sale

The thought of laying down beside you gets me through the day. I’m not trying to make this some bullshit middle school romance where I doodle our initials in some poorly drawn heart. Knowing I get to lay down with you and talk about whatever we might want until whenever we want is the most secure thing I have. And when I wake up at 4 AM and hear you breathing beside me, oh god don’t get me started on how that gets me through life, even on my worst daysJust like this makes no sense at all, neither does life without you (via brennanat)



date a girl who is your girlfriend


What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)